a tattoo has been submitted that was actually inspired by the existence of the Emporium...
A VORTEX OF PSEUDO-RANDOM ECLECTICA TAINTED BY A SKEPTICAL VIEW OF REALITY AND AN ANTIPODEAN BIAS...
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Many races believe that it was created by some sort of god, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in pertpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Handerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
However the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place it is, other explanations are constantly being sort.
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"Starting in a hollowed log of wood — some thousand miles up a river, with an infinitesimal prospect of returning! I ask myself "Why?" and the only echo is "damned fool! ... the devil drives!"